parental advice

my parents give the best advice.

mom: don't worry courtney. i mean people love fat people; people love ugly people.
me: so you're saying i'm fat and ugly?
mom: no, what i'm saying is its not you.
me: so how is this supposed to help?
mom just laughs

after talking about all of my dads achievements and nerdiness.
me: dad, where can i meet a man like you? should i go hang out at hospitals?
dad: try e-harmony.
helpful!

remembering the simple times